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"Nice Of You to Jack In."

Welcome to my little corner of the World Wide Web. You can call me 'Interrobang', I'm a cyber-racer announcer from booth 17 of the Parallax Vector Raceway (that's 'PVR' for short!). My job is to hype you up and clue you in as you watch your favorite mechanoids fly down an ever changing track!
This season we've gone astral! Watch as rockets peel rubber down celestial bodies, twisting sharp turns through the Dipper's Ladel and dancing along Orion's Belt! And who could forget the danger stakes of the season: the nebulous black hole! Who will win? Who will learn what's on the otherside of a super-vaccum? Stay tuned!

Outside of my mandated advertizing and adrenaline-drinking, You can find me enjoying an occasional anti-freeze freezy-pop downtown while I tend to my virtual plants. I try to steer clear of conflicts outside of my day to day life, but it's been getting difficult with the Glitter Gang always up my back. They think my soul belongs to them or some quack, don't they know bodies get recycled? Whoever inhabited this one before abandoned it, and It's mine now fair and square. Well, at least I'm getting some use out of my gutter-bust gauntlets. They costed me an an arm and well, another arm, haha!

That's enough about me, let's get you familiar with the ropes of this website! Down below are buttons that bring you where you wanna go. Aside from buttons, in-text outlinks are noted as '[X]', and internal-links are noted as '[O]'. Get used to this linking format, it'll help you navigate the pages!

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"Don't get too lost, now."


Oh! you've spotted the credits[O], huh? A break in the immersion[O]?
Website uploaded: 08-23-2024 || Updated: 08-23-2024